Keeping time for two

The man who did for his kids what he could
Tore apart a spotty frock in two
They had to grow up quick
Try not to be sick
and save as much as they knew

Shit faced fuckers

shit faced fuckers
eat the dirt
you dont deserve
a thing

Hollywood eat your heart out

Marvel your eyes on this wonderful list of superheroes from planet profanity

Fuck     Shit    Piss    Bollocks   Arse   Cuntface  Twat  Shitfaced
   
       Bastard      Shitehole     Gob   Swizzle   Dick   Bender   Faggot fannybuster

Pussy      Cum     Spit      Pukeface    Fuckface  Dumbfuck

and ofcourse the big bad motherfucker of them all vitriole.


You really do make me sick.
    
       If only we could push the same envelope it really would be full of shit

Let the ladder lead the way;  what can we say?

        Today is just another day, maybe I'll die tomorrow

Does this make sense, god only knows?
      
         Maybe I'll just blow my nose and say

    "A tissue, a tissue we all fall down"

Don't blame me for I am but a 123 or maybe a ten in hex or some other shite.

   For what difference would it make?   Ahhhhhhh You make me scream,

You live on the silver screen, I am just a shadow in the dark; no match for you!

    How high does this ladder go 'cas we really must be fucking slow     to know the difference
 
 between right and wrong.


Rid yourself of all technology TV's, radios. mobile phone and IOT; 

     they sting and you won't have a thing.

Master or slave? Fortune favours the brave, give me a slice

  I'm on the deck rolling the dice, we are that poor, I can hear my neighbours bang on the door.

My head going round and round a waltzer on a ride, will it ever stop?     Will  it reach the top?

   They send in their spies and tell us a load of lies, they laugh at our expense;
         
           and make us feel all tense.  The media slant the truth and make us out to be the fool, but 

journalists just read their books and do not give a fuck.

Twisted Fuckers

Twist your knife in you fucking nutters
'cas I am in the fucking gutter
Im gonna make you splutter
You sick mother fuckers.

Get a life you weirdo lot
'Cas the devils too good for the tossing lot,
kiss my arse make it clean
There aint gonna be nothing left of your fucking spleen.

Is giving away a sandwich a piece of cake?

This morning in the early hours I went to my local garage and asked for a packet of crisps.  The gentlement working behind the counter asked if I wanted a sandwich aswell.  So I thought why not?  Whats the harm in accepting a sandwich from a total stranger?  He even gave me the crisps and my money back!!

Today when I woke up and reflected on this;  I thought why did he do it? Was it because he was simply bored and decided he would give a sandwich away to another total stranger or was it something else?  Did he do it because of some religious belief system?  Did he do it for psychological reasons or was it political.  Maybe the simple solution to this problem would be to ask him why he did it? which means one day I'll have to return to that garage which quite honestly I dont particularly want to do.  Did he do it therefore as an investment?  Was it a form of social contract?  I ask for a packet of crisps and in return I not only get the packet of crisps but a sandwich too and my money back!! Wow I've never known such generosity from a total stranger.  What is the world coming to? Am I being overly cynical about it all  -  after all people are kind right?

Wrong!!!  In the current economic and political climate people are right to be frustrated, annoyed, pissed off, angry, resentful and mad. In my view that sandwich wasn't simple a gift from a total stranger it was more than that it represented all the millions of people in this country that have had to take zero hour contracts on little pay work all hours god sends, have their pensions wittled away, holidays abroad become more expensive have to watch every penny they earn to pay the bills which seem to go up on a quarterly basis if not monthly basis not to mention all the public services destroyed. Peoples lives destroyed to benefit who.  The rich, those at the top of the tree filling their pockets whilsts everyone else struggles to get by.

I appreciated the generosity of a stranger because quite honestly it doesnt happen to me very often and in return for his generosity I have contributed this piece of writing for all the world to read.  So fill your face Teresa May because I am still hungry.